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the scenario:

i am exhausted from a long day of being hit on by gross men at work. how do you console me?

Date: 2013-07-19 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I make you a homemade deep dish pizza, serve it with a side dish of Oreos, and make up a long, rambling bedtime story about Mike Schur.

Date: 2013-07-19 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hmm. This sounds like a plan. But what happens when I oversleep tomorrow morning when I have to be at work at 9 because you've lulled me to sleep so well? HOW DO YOU GET ME TO WORK AND TO HOT ROB?

Date: 2013-07-19 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is your problem. I am not a morning person.

Date: 2013-07-19 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is unfortunate for your amber games chances.

Date: 2013-07-19 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I would import JJ Philbin with orders to make you the world's greatest sandwich. We would do a dramatic reading of Fake Rick Perry tweets, and then possibly have a dance party. Or more sandwiches. JJ might have stronger opinions on that decision than I do.

Date: 2013-07-19 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That sandwich is amazing. Though I'm not sure JJ's thoughts on pb sandwiches (and variants). I kind of feel like she makes fun of her husband for the reasons y'all make fun of me. The dramatic fake rick perry reading is aces. You definitely get points for that. Dance party & Sandwiches BOTH.

Date: 2013-07-19 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sandwich party!

Date: 2013-07-19 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I take you dancing. WAIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING DIAPHENIA WANTS TO DO. BUT NO. I take you dancing at a bar where Hot Rob is, dance with you in a way that draws attention to you from him, and yet knocks away any and all creeps that approach us in the meantime. Then, when HR is hooked, I wander away, like a good friend.

Date: 2013-07-19 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You're taking me dancing AFTER I worked all day? This sounds like punishment.

On an ordinary day, this sounds like a good plan, but on tonight, for example, sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

Date: 2013-07-19 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yes, but this way your flirting with him at work isn't wasted.

Date: 2013-07-19 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Jam! Strawberry, peach or raspberry. Toast, no toast. Jam Day!


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